The hand baked pizza I will provide has an image of your "diety of choice".
You want the Dali Lama, bam, it's there.
Budda more to your liking? Bam, it's on there.
Got a favorite saint? I'm telling ya it's on there.
Chips and a pickle...please.
As it seems you are not quite happy with my deal I'll sweeten the deal a bit and I'll throw in a six pack of Flat Tire served in a frosty pilsner glass and at 7 degrees C.