The Love Dress
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> A woman stopped by unannounced at her son and daughter-in-law's
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>house.
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> She knocked on the door, then immediately walked in.
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>She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally
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>naked.
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>Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
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>"What are you doing?" she asked. I'm waiting for Gary to come home from
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>work,"
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> the daughter-in-law answered.
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>"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
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>"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
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>Love dress? But you're naked!"
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> "Gary loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to
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>no end."
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> Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and
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>ravages
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> me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
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>The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put
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>on her
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>best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the
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>couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
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> Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there
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>so
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> provocatively.
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>"What are you doing?" he asked.
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>"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
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>Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
