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Old 09-07-2006, 11:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default pick up lines used by lro members

I have heard funrover has tried most of these.............

pretty cheeeeesy...........

can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

lets do breakfast tomorrow.......should i call you or nudge you?

how would yo like your eggs tomorrow morning.....scrambled or fertilized?

have i shown you my magic watch? it says your not wearing any underwear.......oops must be running an hour fast

do you know the essential differance between sex and confversation?
No.....you wanna go upstairs and talk?

i'm an organ donor.........need anything?

rebuttals

hey i would like to get in your pants......

no thanks there is already an asshole in there

any others........

oh I typed slow so KJ would understand them..............
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