What did you say?
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You`re really doing great, aren`t you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: `Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.`" The doctor said, "I didn`t say that. I said, `You`ve got a heart murmur; be careful.`"
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