Hey Gunny,
As I have read several of your posts that indicate a less than content nature, I'd like to offer a suggestion:
Open your favorite data-base and entitle it: MY SHIT LIST!
Make up a list of awards to give people or things that piss you off,
Some examples would be:
The DAILY DICK award ---> for those people or things that piss you off on a daily basis.
The weekly ASS MOP award---> For that special person or thing that has been pissing you off throughout the entire week.
The PERFORATED PENIS award----> Given to that special someone you'd like to set on a barn rafter, nail his penis to it, give him a butter knife and light the barn on fire.
The TRAUMATIZED NUTS award----> For that someone you'd like to walk up to and kick them in the nuts. This is the gift that keeps on giving... at least for a couple of hours anyway.
The NEEDS A BULLET IN THE BRAINSTEM award---> Saved for the idiot in your life that is particularly evil.
The INSIDIOUS PRICK award..... I think you get the idea.
Give the award and note what that person did to deserve it.
Example: I award the DAILY DICK to John (Doe) for farting next to my cubicle and denying it. (May the mud on his turtle dry to a non-removable crust.)
Eventually, you'll start laughing as you update it and will help improve your mood.
The important thing here is to be creative! It's great therapy.
Hope this is helpful.
