it is a land rover, anything is possible.
coolant leak = auto flush of cooling system
oil leak = auto lube and rust protecction
broken parts = the vehicle acknoledges a part needs replacement so it lets you know it.
no start = a way of telling you to stay put no need to go anywhere
lock out = showing off its anti theft protection
non working electricals = dont need to use it anyways, conserve energy
poor mpgs = me and only me shall be allowed to use oil reserve
slow on fast lane = I dare you to make me move
costly repairs = you bought me not the other way around
does not pass smog test = who is the goverment to tell me I cannot burn my fuel improperly.
does not pass safety inspection = I am an english gentleman damm it....kiss my royal britt ass.
and then you wonder what makes a rover a rover....................go figure.
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