You're still young...
Here's for you in about 40 years:
Oh no, my balls are sagging!
No more bragging!
I have no money
I can't get a 'honey'!
I should have been nice to the women my age
The young ones won't even come to me while working the pole on stage!
I hold up my bills in hope for some thrills
They just laugh and scold and say YOU are too old!
