Crap Serg, you're too freakin nice. Okie has the right approach: To all you all you cheapassed sombitches out there, You can go out and buy lights, winches, bumpers, 24 dollar fuel filters, scrape the damn lint off your wallets and buy some of these stickers. All you $12 cigar smoking P38 owners, show the other fools at the club you got some balls, and take that thing further off road than your front lawn. All you series drivers, buy a bunch and put them over your cracked windshields. Disco drivers, get some extras and use em to seal up the rusted hole in your wheel arches, and ECU covers. Defender owners; who the hell are you kidding, you got so much duct tape holding piecesparts onto the truck, get some damn class and put something on that looks not half bad and cover up the duct tape. Classic owners, you need between 9 and 12 to cover your rotted out upper tailgates. They will worked equally well holding taillights on, as they will for front turnsignals. One sticker costs less than a carwash, so all you posers who actually don't get muddy, skip tuesdays appointment to get detailed, and get some detail. Freelander drivers wanna loose the nickname "freeloader"? Buy one cheap sticker, and we'll lay off a week, buy four and you're home free.
These stickers are big enough to cover dead bugs and teenage zits. Hell I may buy some more and put them on all the Lexus thingys at the Stop& Shop . Jeez, what a bunch of pikers!
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