To guys (strangers to each other), are sitting in a bar watching the wrestling on TV, when one of them says to the other, "Do you know the names of the different holds?" "Sure do," replies the other. "Okay then, I'll try out a few on you and you tell me what they are called." So they both stand up, and the other guy walks up behind him and puts his arm under the other guys armpit and then around the back of his neck. "What's this hold called, he asks?" "That's a HALF NELSON", the other replies. So the other guy slips both his arms under the fellows armpits and clamps his fingers together behind the guys neck. "What's this hold called?" "That's a FULL NELSON", the other guy exclaims. He the proceeds to undo his fly and take out his ..... (this is a family forum) and proceeds to stick it into the other fellow. "What's this called then?" he asks. The other fellow replies that he didn't know. "This is called a BROTHER NELSON".
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No hand signals, driver playing with his transfer Knob.
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