Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............now we have a gay sex joke thread
Ok I will play along.....
Two guys were in a bar, after several beers.....began to argue about who's equipment was bigger.
After about an hour of listening to this, the bartender told them, "OK we are going to settle this once and for all", he got out a ruler, laid it on the bar, and told them both to pull 'em out and measure.
Just then a new customer walked into the bar and sat at the other end.
Being a good bartender, he told the two drunks to stay there and he would be right back, so there they stood with their stuff laying on the bar.
He walked down to the other end of the bar to the fellow with the Jeep T-Shirt on and asked him what he would like................
Well, he said "I think I will have a Cosmo and the buffet at the other end"
