Irish Priest
An Irish priest was driving down to Boston and got stopped for speeding. The state trooper smelled alcohol on the priest`s breath and then saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. "Father, have you been drinking?" "Just water," replied the priest. The trooper asked, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Faith & Begorra! He`s done it again!"
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John Conklin
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