12 Priest

[Funrover]

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them
to line up in a straight row, totally nude,in a garden while a sexy
and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told
that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would
not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the
priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos).
As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and
fell clattering to the ground.

Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick
it up.



Then all the other bells started to ring...

[bernardmann]

[Disco]

To guys (strangers to each other), are sitting in a bar watching the wrestling on TV, when one of them says to the other, "Do you know the names of the different holds?" "Sure do," replies the other. "Okay then, I'll try out a few on you and you tell me what they are called." So they both stand up, and the other guy walks up behind him and puts his arm under the other guys armpit and then around the back of his neck. "What's this hold called, he asks?" "That's a HALF NELSON", the other replies. So the other guy slips both his arms under the fellows armpits and clamps his fingers together behind the guys neck. "What's this hold called?" "That's a FULL NELSON", the other guy exclaims. He the proceeds to undo his fly and take out his ..... (this is a family forum) and proceeds to stick it into the other fellow. "What's this called then?" he asks. The other fellow replies that he didn't know. "This is called a BROTHER NELSON".

[Funrover]

That's not right!!!!! LOL

[Funrover]

Need More Jokes......... Write More Jokes............

[DallasRover]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............now we have a gay sex joke thread



Ok I will play along.....

Two guys were in a bar, after several beers.....began to argue about who's equipment was bigger.
After about an hour of listening to this, the bartender told them, "OK we are going to settle this once and for all", he got out a ruler, laid it on the bar, and told them both to pull 'em out and measure.

Just then a new customer walked into the bar and sat at the other end.
Being a good bartender, he told the two drunks to stay there and he would be right back, so there they stood with their stuff laying on the bar.

He walked down to the other end of the bar to the fellow with the Jeep T-Shirt on and asked him what he would like................

Well, he said "I think I will have a Cosmo and the buffet at the other end"

[Funrover]

[SCSL]

Good stuff guys, keep it comin'.
Aaron that's some funny shite!