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>> Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in >> Alabama when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed > Rottweiler. >> Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under >> the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving > his >> friend. >> >> A local sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and >> rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to >> write the story and says, "I'll title it 'Young Bama Fan Saves Friend >> from Vicious Animal.'" >> >> "But I'm not a Bama fan," the little hero replies."Sorry, since >> we're in Alabama, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he > starts >> >> writing again. >> >> He asks "How does Auburn Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack >> sound?" >> "I'm not an Auburn fan either," the boy says. Oh, I thought everyone >> in Alabama was either for the Tide or the Tigers. What team do you >> root for?" the reporter asks. >> >> "I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm a Tennessee Vols fan," said the >> boy. >> >> The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook, and >> writes: >> >> "Little Redneck Bastard From Tennessee Kills Beloved Family Pet"!! >> >
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