Alabama State Trooper - Land Rovers Only

Bdog · 09-29-2006, 07:34 AM

Two men were driving through Alabama when they got pulled over by a
State Trooper.
The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in
the head with his nightstick "What the hell was that for?" the driver
asked.
"You're in Alabama , son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you
over in Alabama , you better have your license ready by the time we get
to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer, " the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't
know your laws here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the
guy his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the
window.
The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him
on the head with the nightstick. "What'd you do that for?" the passenger
demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know you New Yorkers," the trooper says, "two miles down the
road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say..... "I wish that asshole
would've tried that shit with me.

kellijo · 09-29-2006, 08:21 AM

Funrover · 09-29-2006, 12:23 PM

DevilDisco · 09-29-2006, 01:21 PM

If Kelli was a Trooper that's probably what she'd do.

appstatedisco · 09-29-2006, 05:06 PM

I think that trooper just made MY wish come true. Cracking some yankee's over the head with a knightstick for no reason, I love it!

DevilDisco · 10-02-2006, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by appstatedisco

I think that trooper just made MY wish come true. Cracking some yankee's over the head with a knightstick for no reason, I love it!

As a Yankee I sould say:
They south is not going to rise again but you'all sure do have some nice biscuits.

2000discoII · 10-02-2006, 11:00 AM

Damn man, I better be careful going to Talledaga Speedway this weekend.

sodirty · 10-02-2006, 11:36 AM

now THATS quality.

OkieRover · 10-02-2006, 12:22 PM

WCURoverD90 · 10-03-2006, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2000discoII

Damn man, I better be careful going to Talledaga Speedway this weekend.

I was supposed to head to Talladega myself this weekend but other things came up....

09-29-2006, 07:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
Bdog Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: W'boro VA Posts: 503 Gallery: 0	Alabama State Trooper Two men were driving through Alabama when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in Alabama , son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Alabama , you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer, " the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't know your laws here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. "Because I know you New Yorkers," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say..... "I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me. __________________ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

09-29-2006, 08:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
kellijo Mostly Harmless Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,457 Gallery: 0	__________________ Kellijo 98 D1 'If we worry too much about ourselves, we won't have time for others.'

09-29-2006, 01:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
DevilDisco He did what in his cup??? Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: GA Posts: 1,014 Gallery: 0	If Kelli was a Trooper that's probably what she'd do. __________________ '04 Discovery SE7. Last of the best.

09-29-2006, 05:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
appstatedisco Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Charlotte, NC/Boone, NC Posts: 528 Gallery: 0	I think that trooper just made MY wish come true. Cracking some yankee's over the head with a knightstick for no reason, I love it! __________________ AHO Rugby, a drinking club with a rugby problem. www.ahorugby.net "My experience through life has convinced me that, while moderation and temperance in all things are commendable and beneficial, abstinence from spirituous liquors is the best safeguard of morals and health." - Robert E. Lee

10-02-2006, 11:36 AM	#8 (permalink)
sodirty Tipping one back...disguised as a redneck Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 315 Gallery: 0	now THATS quality. __________________ MRM 2006

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10-02-2006, 11:00 AM	#7 (permalink)
2000discoII 2000DiscoII Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Fort Walton Beach, Fl. Posts: 61 Gallery: 0	Damn man, I better be careful going to Talledaga Speedway this weekend.

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