anal glaucoma

[Burns]

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

'What's the matter?' he asks.

'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.

'What in the world is anal glaucoma?'

'I can't see my butt coming into work today.

[zed]

good quip though.. pro'ly steal it tomorrow.

change it to anal myopia in the future..

Anal glaucoma translates easily to constipation.. as glaucoma is the obstruction of the aqueous humor resulting in the build up of fluid in the eye...

where as myopia is just near-sightedness..

I guess it would depend on your audience if you'd get called out.

My audience would say.. but, glaucoma isn't in its self a vision defect, but a potential cause of vision problems, and go back to what they were doing.

[slangel]

Funny Mellie