best high school story

[disco12]

Well heres one of mine

I came to class late it wasn't my fault. The whole class focused their eyes on me as I entered. The Teacher was beginning to read the book we were reading the day before. He looked up at me with a slight frown on his face. I was walking to my desk when he asked. "Jarell why were you late" I didn't anwser I was trying to get to my desk so everyone would stop looking at me. As I sat at my disk he asked me again louder this " Jarell why were you late" I didn't say shit I just looked at him like he was nuts. He threw the book he was reading on his desk scaring some classmates. He walked up to me at my Desk and screamed "why were you late" I didn't have a logical excuse so I made one up " I was on the toilet all morning" I wispered "what" So I said it louder " I was on the toilet all morning" The whole class erupted in laughter. His face was getting red with veins popping out of his neck. " Get out of my class" he said to me. "huh" "look Jarell I don't have time for your dumb games now get out of my class NOW!" I was starting to think this guy is going explode or go like total dog crazy on me so I got my backpack and was beginning to walk out when he said "until u learn to come on time don't step a foot in my class" Then he snorted like Steve Urkel. This made the class laugh harder. I laughed too that shit was funny. Then he screamed "Hey quiet down ya damn fishes" and snorted again. I was laughing hard now walking to the door. Then he said to me " Don't forget to read chapter 15 u got it" "yes' I said. I then see him turn around to towards his teachers desk when he silps on a piece of paper falling ass first to the ground. The class was dying with laughter now some slaping each other high fives. His face was red a tomato and he was shaking. He screamed " QUIET" the laughter slowly faded I stood there to see what he did next he goes to his disk and attempts to pick up the book when he spills coffee on his beige pants. He looks at it trying to wipe out when he says " got dammit that is it I want some butt" The class didn't laugh this time I guessing they wanted to see what was gonna happen next. As I was exiting the Classroom door a girl who I didn't really like but she was cute screamed out in a horny voice. " Jarell I better not catch you alone cause I want that ass tonight" she sounded like jenna jameson or someone like her. this made the class laugh again then the teacher look at me and begins to run towards so I broke out and ran to the cafeteria. Some morning huh. I found out later in the day why he was so mad and it turns out that the school had found out that he had a fat ass doggy crush on the cafeteria lady. she was 67 and he was 40 and the girl who said that to me is my now girlfriend and I didn't get laid that night. Fuckin high school story dudes

[WCURoverD90]

Originally Posted by disco12

Well heres one of mine

I came to class late it wasn't my fault. The whole class focused their eyes on me as I entered. The Teacher was beginning to read the book we were reading the day before. He looked up at me with a slight frown on his face. I was walking to my desk when he asked. "Jarell why were you late" I didn't anwser I was trying to get to my desk so everyone would stop looking at me. As I sat at my disk he asked me again louder this " Jarell why were you late" I didn't say shit I just looked at him like he was nuts. He threw the book he was reading on his desk scaring some classmates. He walked up to me at my Desk and screamed "why were you late" I didn't have a logical excuse so I made one up " I was on the toilet all morning" I wispered "what" So I said it louder " I was on the toilet all morning" The whole class erupted in laughter. His face was getting red with veins popping out of his neck. " Get out of my class" he said to me. "huh" "look Jarell I don't have time for your dumb games now get out of my class NOW!" I was starting to think this guy is going explode or go like total dog crazy on me so I got my backpack and was beginning to walk out when he said "until u learn to come on time don't step a foot in my class" Then he snorted like Steve Urkel. This made the class laugh harder. I laughed too that shit was funny. Then he screamed "Hey quiet down ya damn fishes" and snorted again. I was laughing hard now walking to the door. Then he said to me " Don't forget to read chapter 15 u got it" "yes' I said. I then see him turn around to towards his teachers desk when he silps on a piece of paper falling ass first to the ground. The class was dying with laughter now some slaping each other high fives. His face was red a tomato and he was shaking. He screamed " QUIET" the laughter slowly faded I stood there to see what he did next he goes to his disk and attempts to pick up the book when he spills coffee on his beige pants. He looks at it trying to wipe out when he says " got dammit that is it I want some butt" The class didn't laugh this time I guessing they wanted to see what was gonna happen next. As I was exiting the Classroom door a girl who I didn't really like but she was cute screamed out in a horny voice. " Jarell I better not catch you alone cause I want that ass tonight" she sounded like jenna jameson or someone like her. this made the class laugh again then the teacher look at me and begins to run towards so I broke out and ran to the cafeteria. Some morning huh. I found out later in the day why he was so mad and it turns out that the school had found out that he had a fat ass doggy crush on the cafeteria lady. she was 67 and he was 40 and the girl who said that to me is my now girlfriend and I didn't get laid that night. Fuckin high school story dudes

[roverX]

Um....I have to save mine for another forum....

[guitar588]

i remember driving the disco to school the first time. goin to the dances, working. nothing really stands out as a story. it all just blends together in a great shade of mischief. i definitely had a great high school experience. i just hope i can remember it forever.

[DiscoTex]

Originally Posted by guitar588

it all just blends together in a great shade of mischief.

+1

My best stories so far have been in college. Funny enough, they ALL involve alcohol to some degree.

We'll see what other shit I get myself into now that fall has started.

[WCURoverD90]

Originally Posted by DiscoTex

+1

My best stories so far have been in college. Funny enough, they ALL involve alcohol to some degree.

Funny how that happens....Most of my stories from college involve alcohol as well....