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11-17-2006, 06:38 AM
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Best to Worst Drivers by Sign
Allstate's Ranking Best to Worst Drivers By Sign
According to the fine print, these numbers are “based on frequency of auto policy claims in 2005 by birthdates of Allstate customers Best - Aries: Rams tend to be in a rush to get to every destination but are great drivers because they take care of themselves and stay out of trouble. No. 2 - Cancer: Crabs prefer a mini-van to a Maserati, with space for everyone from grandma to the many lost dogs and homeless people they may find. No. 3 - Taurus: Bulls drive the nicest, most luxurious cars and can be found travelling along the scenic route, listening to their state-of-the-art sound system. No. 4 - Gemini: These natural multitaskers can be found behind the wheel of a car while simultaneously checking their palms, on their cell phones and shaving. No. 5 - Sagittarius: These adventurous souls can be found happily zipping along in a luxury business sedan on their way to a power luncheon or corporate takeover. No. 6 - Capricorn: These punctual, festidious drivers can be recognized for their perfect road etiquette (i.e. driving exactly the speed limit) or lecturing those who lack it. No. 7 - Pisces: Most likely to pick up a hitchhiker or be a hitchhiker. However, these water lovers usually travel by boat -- or astral projection. No. 8 - Scorpio: If they must leave home, they prefer to take the secret way to a destination, in a vehicle with tinted windows and unmarked plates. No. 9 - Libra: Most likely to apply makeup when driving, which perhaps is why they're also most likely found getting phone numbers of other drivers at red lights. No. 10 - Aquarius: These are the drivers most likely to have electric cars or those powered by potato juice and believe driving studies are a scam to raise premiums. No. 11 - Leo: Leos are the most likely to not be driving at all, as it is beneath their dignity. They prefer to employ a chauffeur -- or better yet, have others come to them. No. 12 - Virgo: These persnickity drivers can be observed tooling around town in their spotless, handwaxed, air-freshened vehicles.
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11-17-2006, 06:40 AM
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11-17-2006, 06:43 AM
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Oh yes.. there will be blood.
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Filthy tease lol
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11-17-2006, 06:44 AM
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 That's right!!! But us Aries already knew that.
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11-17-2006, 09:49 AM
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No. 10 - Aquarius: These are the drivers most likely to have electric cars or those powered by potato juice and believe driving studies are a scam to raise premiums...
haha thats me....i actually did alot of research papers on stuff like that when i was in college and have converted a few trucks to LPG...haha funny stuff |
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11-17-2006, 10:07 AM
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He did what in his cup???
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No. 8 - Scorpio: If they must leave home, they prefer to take the secret way to a destination, in a vehicle with tinted windows and unmarked plates.
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11-17-2006, 10:09 AM
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  For the record....I only apply makeup while stopped.
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11-17-2006, 10:14 AM
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He did what in his cup???
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No. 8 - Scorpio: If they must leave home, they prefer to take the secret way to a destination, in a vehicle with tinted windows and unmarked plates.
This is true but I can't seem to get Jason Statham to give up that BMW 7 Series or that Audi A8. 
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SWEET!!!!!
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11-17-2006, 01:56 PM
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RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton
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11-22-2006, 11:27 AM
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  Oh yes, people don't really realize the talents we Libras posses... LOL!
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