Butt Measurement...

[75series3]

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really
big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue
grill." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured
his wife's bottom.


"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue
grill!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the
husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who
completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do
you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little
weenie

[slangel]

That's awesome!! Serves him right!!