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Old 11-09-2005, 09:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time?

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Old 11-09-2005, 09:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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um....stange thread I guess.

well, good luck ......err.....wait, am I old enough to comment on this?
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Old 11-09-2005, 09:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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its 11pm over here meaning its 8 over there...give your kids some Nyquil and get an early start!!! Get some pictures!!! Please, none with you in them!..lol
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Old 11-09-2005, 09:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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man, where's GriffSC when you need him!!! I can't wait to read his response to your wacky thread here Rover...

First of all, I think you need to move to a city where you don't work with both a mom and daughter... And, don't do it! You just got this job!!!

Secondly, at least she's not a sheep...


Shoot... it's 8:30... I'm too late
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Old 11-09-2005, 10:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Secondly, at least she's not a sheep...
He finally kicked the habit!

Nyquil with a Benadryl chaser should be just fine, nice to see you are willing to make an exception and take one for the team.........

Or are you yanking our chains on this one? "Dear Penthouse".......is this a regurgitated story from some bathroom reading?


Hmmmmmmmmm.......where is Griff on this one....we could use some help
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Old 11-09-2005, 10:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Go Rover Go Rover GoRover...... GODSPEED MY FRIEND!!!!!!
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GODSPEED MY FRIEND!!!!!!
He better hope not!

Gives the rest of us Roverites a bad rep..........
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He better hope not!

Gives the rest of us Roverites a bad rep..........


wow that was misunderstood........ LOL
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wow that was misunderstood........ LOL

Nahhh....I got it, just want RoverX to do us proud. Especially since he has chance with a Bi-ped this time.
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What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time?

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Post a photo of her...........nothing crude or rude...............

we will all see for sure if she is really a sheep with a mask or a hot chick

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I think I just chortled.
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Post a photo of her...........nothing crude or rude...............

we will all see for sure if she is really a sheep with a mask or a hot chick

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LOL

I second that!!!
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I understood I'm not a minute man.LMAO Well my friends, it was not read from some regurgitated bathroom reading. It was for real. For damn real. My head is still spinning - the one on my shoulders... She'll be back over tomorrow night.

As far as the mom is concerned...I got word the other day that funding came through to start my own foster family agency. I'll be back serving children where my heart is. Sooooo, come January, I will no longer be with my current employer. Solves that problem.

OMG this little chick is hot! I'm almost twice her age. WTF is wrong with me??? Is this legal??? Am I going to hell for this? I mean, she's 20 and I'm 36. So it's legal in Kalifornia.

Nice............a Foster Care Agency for "Hot 20 Somethings", you are pure genius And to be able to be paid to do it, gotta love capitalism

No really.........that's a very cool thing to do, certainly not enough help out for some of the kiddos lost in our system

Age difference? Not an issue if it is someone else's daughter. Never know what fate may have in store for you, go for it.

My daughter?.......................You're a FREAK Is that double a standard? Oh, right....I am a guy I am supposed to have double standards
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