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Old 09-08-2006, 10:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Recent research shows that there are five kinds of sex: -

The first kind of sex...SMURF SEX. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The second kind of sex...KITCHEN SEX. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The third kind of sex...BEDROOM SEX. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex in your bedroom.

The fourth kind of sex...HALLWAY SEX. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "F*ck You".

The fifth kind of sex...COURTROOM SEX. This is when you can not stand your wife anymore, she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
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Old 09-08-2006, 10:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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When do you have the "SPANK ME I'VE BEEN NAUGHTY" sex? What about "HEY, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO GO THERE" sex? Or "SORRY ABOUT YOUR EYE" sex? At what point do you get the "WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO FINISH?" sex?
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When do you have the "SPANK ME I'VE BEEN NAUGHTY" sex? What about "HEY, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO GO THERE" sex? Or "SORRY ABOUT YOUR EYE" sex? At what point do you get the "WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO FINISH?" sex?
Hmm...depends on the day of the week. I mean, variety is good baby.....sooooooo good......
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Can u do one for "ROVER SEX" I almost had that if it wasn't for going out to eat.
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Can u do one for "ROVER SEX" I almost had that if it wasn't for going out to eat.
"Almost?"..........you really need to work on that....food can wait....
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Can u do one for "ROVER SEX" I almost had that if it wasn't for going out to eat.
You know you could have ate other things it was right there call you
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Can u do one for "ROVER SEX" I almost had that if it wasn't for going out to eat.
I am debating the risk of repeated sex in the Rover. Last time I lost one of my sunrooves. Not much luck with the BMW either...I lost the seal on the rear windshield. Man that "floating Butterfly" position can be rather expensive...........
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...I lost the seal on the rear
...yours.... or hers?
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...yours.... or hers?
Damn.....I did'nt realized I'd left you an opening......the way I scripted the text of course. No. I am afraid my "seal" is hermetically sealed as it were.
(and no.....that's not the reason why I am so full of shit..... (beat you to that one!)). In her case as the old saying goes: "When one seal is closed, many more are opened".
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.....I did'nt realized I'd left you an opening......
You did it again....don't worry...I don't want your opening...
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You did it again....don't worry...I don't want your opening...
Know that Old Johnny Cash song? "I keep a close watch on this ass of mine....."

As a side issue I heard that companies that makes ass chastity belts, stocks have all gone public...not sure why......
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Know that Old Johnny Cash song? "I keep a close watch on this ass of mine....."

As a side issue I heard that companies that makes ass chastity belts, stocks have all gone public...not sure why......
Ask Kellijo why I made her ass sore....
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Kelli...My sympathies...But it's still not too late......

You have a choice of the iron maiden from Mattel...or the head buster from Dow....good luck with either choice.
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