Different Kinds of SEX - Land Rovers Only

Disco · 11-22-2006, 03:04 PM

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"
5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the room.....

Funrover · 11-23-2006, 02:34 PM

WCURoverD90 · 11-27-2006, 06:46 AM

LMAO......

KevinNY · 11-27-2006, 08:17 AM

Where does "Hot Monkey Lovin" fit in there?

Funrover · 11-27-2006, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by KevinNY

Where does "Hot Monkey Lovin" fit in there?

That is under the "One night stand" section!! LMAO!!!!

roverthen · 11-27-2006, 07:26 PM

Oh damn!

JungleRR · 11-28-2006, 02:42 PM

now that's bad!

11-22-2006, 03:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
Disco Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,819 Gallery: 0	Different Kinds of SEX 1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!" 5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the room..... __________________ No hand signals, driver playing with his transfer Knob.

11-27-2006, 06:46 AM	#3 (permalink)
WCURoverD90 RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lake Wylie, SC Posts: 6,742 Gallery: 10	LMAO...... __________________ "All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend" Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck

11-27-2006, 08:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
KevinNY Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Guilderland, NY Posts: 750 Gallery: 0	Where does "Hot Monkey Lovin" fit in there? __________________ "The Goat",1973 Series III coil conversion, Daihatsu 2.8 Td, power steering, dual ARBs Etc.

11-27-2006, 07:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
roverthen Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 437 Gallery: 0	Oh damn! __________________ Abraham 1993 Range Rover Classic LWB 1995 Range Rover Classic LWB I run, play, fix and live Rovers because I choose to.

11-28-2006, 02:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
JungleRR It's all about my Blue Balls! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hanford, California Posts: 2,102 Gallery: 0	now that's bad! __________________ Silly Boys!... Range Rovers are for girls! Cars: 1988 Range Rover Classic (aka Blue Balls) 2000 Discovery II SE7 (my fiance's... soon to be mine)

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