Do we need these people - Land Rovers Only

chrisvonc · 09-18-2007, 11:01 AM

This kind of make you wonder what trailer trash magic voodoo these morons use that keeps these morons ticking on like a timex??

Here is the link but since the TV station seems to host their site on a dial up modem, I will add the copy below.
http://www.local6.com/news/14139408/detail.html

Quote:

Man Nearly Dies After Putting Pet Rattlesnake Down Throat
Matt Wilkinson said when he put his eastern diamondback rattlesnake down his throat, he immediately noticed a shot-like sensation.

"Me, being me, I put his head in my mouth," Wilkinson said. "At first, it felt like someone had given me a shot in the mouth."

Wilkinson's throat began to swell and close as poison rushed through his body.

Doctors stuck a breathing tube down his throat, injected several rounds of anti-venin and then put him in a medical coma for three days.

Wilkinson, who nearly died from the incident, is still recovering from the bite.

"They said I had enough venom in me to kill between 12 and 15 people," Wilkinson said.

"If he would have taken any longer to get to the hospital he probably would have died of asphyxiation," Dr. Richard Mullins told KGW-TV in Oregon. "If you have an obstructed airway and you can't breathe, you'll die in about seven minutes."

"I still love snakes but I will take a little more care in handling them," Wilkinson said. "It is kind of my own stupid fault."

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

msggunny · 09-18-2007, 11:05 AM

Why did the Dr's let him live. Stupid people, like this guy, should die so they dont mess up the gene pool.

Look at me! i stick snakes in my mouth cuz its homo-cool.

Burns · 09-18-2007, 01:18 PM

And the funny comment of the day is:
""It is kind of my own stupid fault."

chrisvonc · 09-18-2007, 01:26 PM

At least he's not trying to sue the snake or Miller or MadDog Wine or something.

Burns · 09-18-2007, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisvonc

At least he's not trying to sue the snake or Miller or MadDog Wine or something.

Hey now! Don't knock the MadDog.

gragravar · 09-18-2007, 01:40 PM

Stupidity at its best.

WCURoverD90 · 09-18-2007, 06:18 PM

Should of let him die.....

msggunny · 09-18-2007, 07:32 PM

Ok, i had to go and re-read it.

He is gay:

"Me, being me, I put his head in my mouth," Wilkinson said. "At first, it felt like someone had given me a shot in the mouth."

ArmyRover · 09-18-2007, 08:06 PM

of course we need people like this.....

Where else could we get stories this stupid you can't make stuff like this up

09-18-2007, 11:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
msggunny Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Slingin' poo in Kuwait Posts: 974 Gallery: 5	Why did the Dr's let him live. Stupid people, like this guy, should die so they dont mess up the gene pool. Look at me! i stick snakes in my mouth cuz its homo-cool. __________________ 77 SIII 88 97 D1 5 speed 91 D1 5 speed (the first, but gone ) the lord is my weapon and i see him shoot pawns woman is the devil your god is a fraud

09-18-2007, 01:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
chrisvonc Celebrate Halloween all year! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 1,675 Gallery: 0	At least he's not trying to sue the snake or Miller or MadDog Wine or something. __________________ Chris von C. Sick of how slow LRO has become with all the ad's? Rage Against The Banners!! If you use Firefox, install the add-on AdBlock Plus. All ads gone and the site loads like greased lightning again. My daughter:

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gragravar Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Brighton, CO Posts: 683 Gallery: 0	Stupidity at its best. __________________ current rides: 2004 Land Rover Discovery II SE7 (still stock) 1992 Range Rover Classic (work in Progress) 2003 Audi allroad (more than a little modified) 1999 BMW R1100S 2001 BMW 330i (wife needed something to drive)

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WCURoverD90 RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lake Wylie, SC Posts: 6,764 Gallery: 10	Should of let him die..... __________________ "All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend" Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck

09-18-2007, 07:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
msggunny Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Slingin' poo in Kuwait Posts: 974 Gallery: 5	Ok, i had to go and re-read it. He is gay: "Me, being me, I put his head in my mouth," Wilkinson said. "At first, it felt like someone had given me a shot in the mouth." __________________ 77 SIII 88 97 D1 5 speed 91 D1 5 speed (the first, but gone ) the lord is my weapon and i see him shoot pawns woman is the devil your god is a fraud

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09-18-2007, 01:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
Burns Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The good ole' Lone Star State! Posts: 3,046 Gallery: 0	And the funny comment of the day is: ""It is kind of my own stupid fault."

09-18-2007, 08:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
ArmyRover Rebuilding Rover Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: NH Posts: 2,295 Gallery: 0	of course we need people like this..... Where else could we get stories this stupid you can't make stuff like this up __________________ "Only two defining forces ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G.I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom." http://www.wheelinrovers.com/ 91 Range Rover Classic 90 RRC Parts truck 94 Saab gas mileage beater

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