Dog Rules: - Land Rovers Only

stevenr · 08-15-2007, 01:02 PM

Dog Rules

1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the doghouse.

2. Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only for short visits or if his own house is under renovation.

3. Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis, provided his doghouse can be sold in a yard sale to a rookie dog owner.

4. Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to a comfortable but secure metal cage.

5. Okay, the cage becomes part of a two-for-one deal along with the doghouse in the yard sale, and the dog can go wherever he pleases.

6. The dog is never allowed on the furniture.

7. Okay, the dog can get on the old furniture but not the new furniture.

8. Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old furniture and then we'll sell the whole damn works and buy new furniture...upon which the dog will most definitely not be allowed.

9. The dog never sleeps on the bed. Period.

10. Okay, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed.

11. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you, but he's not allowed under the covers.

12. Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers but not with his head on the pillow.

13. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you under the covers with his head on the pillow, but if he snores he's got to leave the room.

14. Okay, the dog can sleep and snore and have nightmares in bed, but he's not to come in and sleep on the couch in the TV room, where I'm now sleeping. That's just not fair.

15. The dog never gets listed on the census questionnaire as "primary resident," even if it's true.

gragravar · 08-15-2007, 01:41 PM

phew. I managed to stop this at #6.

well except for that last one. the dog really is the primary resident here

SCSL · 08-15-2007, 01:46 PM

LOL!

This reminds me of someone I know...

stevenr · 08-15-2007, 02:36 PM

Our dog "owns" us through #13.

Burns · 08-15-2007, 02:38 PM

It's always good to have a dog house, even when you don't have a dog.

Roverhound · 08-15-2007, 03:30 PM

Quite! I'm trying to sleep!

JungleRR · 08-15-2007, 04:07 PM

LOL! I want a dog

CarolinaHottie · 08-16-2007, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burns

It's always good to have a dog house, even when you don't have a dog.

Absolutely! Need somewhere for the significant other to go when they have misbehaved - not to mention a dog doesn't argue and always likes you no matter what

Disco_Tony · 08-16-2007, 09:42 AM

Yeah, my dogs rule the house

08-15-2007, 01:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
stevenr Steven Ratajczyk Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cleveland, TN Posts: 155 Gallery: 0	Dog Rules: Dog Rules 1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the doghouse. 2. Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only for short visits or if his own house is under renovation. 3. Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis, provided his doghouse can be sold in a yard sale to a rookie dog owner. 4. Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to a comfortable but secure metal cage. 5. Okay, the cage becomes part of a two-for-one deal along with the doghouse in the yard sale, and the dog can go wherever he pleases. 6. The dog is never allowed on the furniture. 7. Okay, the dog can get on the old furniture but not the new furniture. 8. Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old furniture and then we'll sell the whole damn works and buy new furniture...upon which the dog will most definitely not be allowed. 9. The dog never sleeps on the bed. Period. 10. Okay, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed. 11. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you, but he's not allowed under the covers. 12. Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers but not with his head on the pillow. 13. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you under the covers with his head on the pillow, but if he snores he's got to leave the room. 14. Okay, the dog can sleep and snore and have nightmares in bed, but he's not to come in and sleep on the couch in the TV room, where I'm now sleeping. That's just not fair. 15. The dog never gets listed on the census questionnaire as "primary resident," even if it's true. __________________ Steven Ratajczyk '99 Disco 1 with stripes

08-15-2007, 01:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
gragravar Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Brighton, CO Posts: 683 Gallery: 0	phew. I managed to stop this at #6. well except for that last one. the dog really is the primary resident here __________________ current rides: 2004 Land Rover Discovery II SE7 (still stock) 1992 Range Rover Classic (work in Progress) 2003 Audi allroad (more than a little modified) 1999 BMW R1100S 2001 BMW 330i (wife needed something to drive)

08-15-2007, 01:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
SCSL Wheeler Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,841 Gallery: 0	LOL! This reminds me of someone I know... __________________ 2001 DII - "Molly" 1995 DI - "Mary"

08-15-2007, 02:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
stevenr Steven Ratajczyk Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cleveland, TN Posts: 155 Gallery: 0	Our dog "owns" us through #13. __________________ Steven Ratajczyk '99 Disco 1 with stripes

08-15-2007, 03:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
Roverhound Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Harrisonburg, Virginia Posts: 787 Gallery: 0	Quite! I'm trying to sleep! Attached Thumbnails __________________ It just doesn't matter.

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08-15-2007, 02:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
Burns Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The good ole' Lone Star State! Posts: 3,060 Gallery: 0	It's always good to have a dog house, even when you don't have a dog.

08-15-2007, 04:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
JungleRR It's all about my Blue Balls! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hanford, California Posts: 2,102 Gallery: 0	LOL! I want a dog __________________ Silly Boys!... Range Rovers are for girls! Cars: 1988 Range Rover Classic (aka Blue Balls) 2000 Discovery II SE7 (my fiance's... soon to be mine)

08-16-2007, 09:42 AM	#9 (permalink)
Disco_Tony Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Richmond, VA Posts: 1,037 Gallery: 0	Yeah, my dogs rule the house __________________ T. Allison 1999 Discovery Series 1 1977 Mercedes Benz 450SL Euro 2005 Ford Explorer XLT 4X4 (if you can call it that?) My MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/Anthony_Allison I would put the bouncin boobs in my signature.... but then you couldn't turn it off

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