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10-04-2006, 10:21 AM
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Jason walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar.
 He thinks to himself......'I'm not gay but I really want to to drink'... so he walks up to the bar. Andrew the bartender asks ,"What is the name of your penis?" Jason says, "Man get outta my face I'm not like that, just gimme a beer." Andrew the bartender replies,....."I'm sorry sir but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis." Jason says,..... "Okay then what's the name of your penis?" Andrew the bartender replies..... "Mine is named Nike, You know Just Do it." Jason thought for a moment then replied...... "Mine is named Secret." Andrew the bartender replied.... "Secret?" Jason explained.... "You know, Strong enough for a man, made for a woman."  Note: The both drive Land Rovers... 
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10-04-2006, 10:27 AM
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RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton
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 Glad your back....My workday has been very boring today...  LAND ROVER
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"All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend"  Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck |
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10-04-2006, 10:29 AM
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LMAO!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!
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10-04-2006, 10:30 AM
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No need for the 'Land Rover' disclaimer.....it's the lounge baby!  Hot damn! 
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10-04-2006, 10:33 AM
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"All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend" Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck |
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10-04-2006, 10:34 AM
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This guy clearly enjoys the lounge....
Thanks for sending me your Halloween costume FUNROVER! Next time, duct tape that thing down! 
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10-04-2006, 10:37 AM
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You never complained before.... You normaly like whe I am a pirate and ride your open seas...LMAO!!!!
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10-04-2006, 10:38 AM
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10-04-2006, 10:40 AM
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 A pirate's equivalent to 'beer goggles'.... LOL!!!!
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10-04-2006, 10:43 AM
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I told you to stop looking in the mirror!!!!
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Sure do... Kelli loves Seemen..LMAO!!!!
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10-04-2006, 10:45 AM
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...... Hey now....I enjoy wearing the eye patches....nothing like finding your way around on a brail map baby!
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10-04-2006, 10:47 AM
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OH MY GOSH!!! That is FREAK'IN hilarious! I guess if a croc gets your leg, you'll still be able to walk around.... LOL!!!!
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10-04-2006, 10:48 AM
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