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08-14-2006, 07:42 AM
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Mostly Harmless
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Downtown
A man and his girlfriend are having a sexual encounter.
He asks her to "go downtown" so, with a sigh, she gets on her knees in front of him and starts peering at his genitals, looking and tipping her head this way and that, studying the whole business. After about five minutes of this, he asked her in a sort of peeved voice....... "Well, just what are you doing?" She said "I'm doing what I always do when I'm downtown with no money!   |
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08-14-2006, 02:02 PM
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It's all about my Blue Balls!
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Silly Boys!... Range Rovers are for girls! Cars: 1988 Range Rover Classic (aka Blue Balls) 2000 Discovery II SE7 (my fiance's... soon to be mine) 
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08-14-2006, 02:07 PM
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Elephantitis penisitis
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It took him 5 minutes to realize she was just window shopping?
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What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time? |
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08-14-2006, 02:09 PM
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RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton
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"All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend"  Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck |
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08-14-2006, 03:59 PM
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 It could have been a REALLY large window for her to look at and she needed close examination to determine which department she wanted to adventure upon first. |
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08-14-2006, 04:29 PM
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Elephantitis penisitis
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What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time? |
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08-14-2006, 04:35 PM
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RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton
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"All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend" Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck |
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08-14-2006, 05:33 PM
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Although, a little exploring of what's available is a plus. I've heard the middle level has tea that comes in tea bag form. |
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08-15-2006, 10:21 AM
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Elephantitis penisitis
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What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time? |
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