: Ed Zachery Disease.... - Land Rovers Only

75series3 · 12-05-2006, 08:18 PM

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "Ok, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now get down and craw reery reey fass to odderside of room." Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "Ok, now craw reery reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang Shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.

You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.

Burns · 12-05-2006, 08:22 PM

Is this what you are teaching your daughters?

75series3 · 12-05-2006, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Burns

Is this what you are teaching your daughters?

nopers..............just thought it was funny...........

and it sounds like it made you at least smile..................

Burns · 12-05-2006, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 75series3

nopers..............just thought it was funny...........

and it sounds like it made you at least smile..................

It did! The joke makes me think of this lady I work with. Half of what she says, I have to guess or ask someone else. Most of her words always seem to come across having a sexual reference when that is not at all what she was saying.

For instances, one guys last name starts with a "S" and sounds nothing like "sexy" but when she says it sounds like "sexy" so now we all just call him Mr. Sexy. Does that make any sense? I think I need to go away now.

75series3 · 12-05-2006, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Burns

It did! The joke makes me think of this lady I work with. Half of what she says, I have to guess or ask someone else. Most of her words always seem to come across having a sexual reference when that is not at all what she was saying.

For instances, one guys last name starts with a "S" and sounds nothing like "sexy" but when she says it sounds like "sexy" so now we all just call him Mr. Sexy. Does that make any sense? I think I need to go away now.

bye now

WCURoverD90 · 12-06-2006, 07:43 AM

kellijo · 12-06-2006, 07:56 AM

Oh WOW that was funny!

12-05-2006, 08:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
75series3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,441 Gallery: 0	: Ed Zachery Disease.... A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "Ok, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now get down and craw reery reey fass to odderside of room." Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "Ok, now craw reery reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang Shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass. __________________ tim adopting a child shaping a life

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