Elmo

[75series3]

> There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
> Elmo
> toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.
> Well Lena is hired at The 'Tickle Me Elmo' factory and she reports for
> her first day promptly 8:00 a.m.
> The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
> The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to
> rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow
> and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
> behind schedule.
> The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the two
> men march down to the factory floor.
> When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
> Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile
> up.
> At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
> Elmos. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
> marbles.
> The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
> wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
> package between Elmo's legs.The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
> After several minutes of hysterics he pull's himself together and
> approaches Lena.
> "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but
> I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
> yesterday.............
> "Your job is to give Elmo two, test tickles".

[Funrover]

You have some great jokes!!

[GriffSC]

my 2-year-old is an Elmo fan. he's gonna freakin' love this joke.

[jkb2002disco]

Damn thats great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!