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05-10-2006, 10:59 AM
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Elephantitis penisitis
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When my mom found out I had done some porn movies.
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What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time? |
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05-10-2006, 12:05 PM
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Of course, there was that time I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die....
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What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time? |
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05-10-2006, 12:39 PM
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It's all about my Blue Balls!
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My most embarrassing story would be when I was in China....
I was over teaching English for six and a half weeks and near to the end of my teaching right before getting to travel around, I was running out of ideas for class. So for the last day I thought it would be fun to have them teach me Chinese and then they would also have to say it in English correctly. Anyway, one of my trouble maker students had me say "I love to ride horses into the mountains." Which any english person trying to say that, no matter how much they tried, can't say like four of the letters correctly... so what I ended up saying was "I ate a fat dick" It was terrible because over there even saying dick is like swearing at an elderly person. You just don't do it. The childrens parents were in shock! Then also in china, it was my first day teaching. I told my students they could ask me questions about me so that they wouldn't feel so intimidated by me. Now I'm not overly fat, but I'm not skinney either. So one of my students asked me why I was so fat. I was horrified! I then went on to talk about how in the US, I'm not considered fat... they were amazed! Needless to say they had a talk about American social rules.... Man that was terrible!
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Silly Boys!... Range Rovers are for girls! Cars: 1988 Range Rover Classic (aka Blue Balls) 2000 Discovery II SE7 (my fiance's... soon to be mine) 
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05-10-2006, 12:48 PM
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I must admit that there have been certain times in my life where I have lived life to the fullest. Over-indulged in a few things. But I cannot say my life has been boring. 
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05-10-2006, 12:49 PM
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05-10-2006, 12:49 PM
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Silly Boys!... Range Rovers are for girls! Cars: 1988 Range Rover Classic (aka Blue Balls) 2000 Discovery II SE7 (my fiance's... soon to be mine)
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05-10-2006, 12:52 PM
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 Good thing you have a good sense of humor....that is a saving grace at times for sure... I always respect a good sense of humor....and one I try to practice for myself... |
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05-10-2006, 12:58 PM
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Silly Boys!... Range Rovers are for girls! Cars: 1988 Range Rover Classic (aka Blue Balls) 2000 Discovery II SE7 (my fiance's... soon to be mine)
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05-10-2006, 04:03 PM
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Elephantitis penisitis
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Well, Aaron complains of his vaginal farts alot.....
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What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time? |
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05-10-2006, 04:12 PM
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...or was that Griff???
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What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time? |
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