F*in Chocolate - Land Rovers Only

kellijo · 12-04-2006, 11:13 AM

A lady walks into an ice cream parlor and order's a scoop of chocolate ice cream. The proprietor quickly responds "I'm sorry mamm, but we are all out of chocolate."

The lady looks confused and gazes down through the glass of the ice cream case and then looks back up at the man and asks for a pint of chocolate.

The man replies a little annoyed stating once again that he is out of chocolate ice cream.

The lady then seems to get the point and walks down to the end of parlor. She then looks back up and says "excuse me sir?" "Can I get a gallon of chocolate?"

At this point the owner becomes upset. "Mamm. Do me a favor please?"... "O.k." The woman replied.... "Can you spell the straw in strawberry?".... "Sure. S T R A W."

"Good mamm."... The owner said gently.... "Can you spell the Van in Vanilla?"... "Yes. V A N." The lady said confidently.

"Now can you spell the F*ck in chocolate?" ...The owner said smartly.... The lady looked up at the ceiling in thought then replied,... "There is no F*ck in chocolate."

"Well Mamm." The owner said. "That's what I have been trying to tell you." "There is NO F*CKIN' CHOCOLATE."

sideview · 12-04-2006, 11:48 AM

Gotta remember that one - it could be handy in other situations!

kellijo · 12-04-2006, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sideview

Gotta remember that one - it could be handy in other situations!

Example: Hey Pickuprover....spell the f#$% in 'backseat'...

roverX · 12-04-2006, 12:16 PM

Hmmmm..... wasn't that line or something similar in a Jack Nicholson movie?

WCURoverD90 · 12-04-2006, 12:18 PM

RageRover · 12-04-2006, 12:19 PM

ROFLMAO!!!

That is great one Kelli!!!

RageRover · 12-04-2006, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by kellijo

Example: Hey Pickuprover....spell the f#$% in 'backseat'...

Hmmm....Kelli are you spying on me?

Cause how did you know I took out my back seats in my rover?

kellijo · 12-04-2006, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by roverX

Hmmmm..... wasn't that line or something similar in a Jack Nicholson movie?

Was it?

kellijo · 12-04-2006, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by RageRover

Hmmm....Kelli are you spying on me?

Cause how did you know I took out my back seats in my rover?

Pat, now make sure you don't tell the ladies to spell 'f$#%' in 'backseat'....

RageRover · 12-04-2006, 12:33 PM

Oh, it's ok...one of my female friends had to sit in the back of my truck when the seats were removed, and when we took a slow drive to Walmart, we hit a bump and of course with no back seat to cusion her ass....yeah...she already said it for me...."Pat, I hate it when there is no f*ckin' backseat!"

Soon, I may wanna put that backseat, back into my truck.

Funrover · 12-04-2006, 11:13 PM

pickuprover · 12-05-2006, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by kellijo

Example: Hey Pickuprover....spell the f#$% in 'backseat'...

Kelli.. once again, I'll type reaaaaalll slllllooooooowwwwww "there is no f*$ckin backseat in the Tin Turtle, it has a six foot bed, that never has to be made..."

kellijo · 12-05-2006, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by pickuprover

Kelli.. once again, I'll type reaaaaalll slllllooooooowwwwww "there is no f*$ckin backseat in the Tin Turtle, it has a six foot bed, that never has to be made..."

Hey, I knew that.....

Maybe I should type slower for YOU...

smileyq · 12-05-2006, 03:16 PM

Now that will come in handy...

JungleRR · 12-05-2006, 04:29 PM

you could totally use that for a lot of different situations!

12-04-2006, 11:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
kellijo Mostly Harmless Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,455 Gallery: 0	*Fin Chocolate** A lady walks into an ice cream parlor and order's a scoop of chocolate ice cream. The proprietor quickly responds "I'm sorry mamm, but we are all out of chocolate." The lady looks confused and gazes down through the glass of the ice cream case and then looks back up at the man and asks for a pint of chocolate. The man replies a little annoyed stating once again that he is out of chocolate ice cream. The lady then seems to get the point and walks down to the end of parlor. She then looks back up and says "excuse me sir?" "Can I get a gallon of chocolate?" At this point the owner becomes upset. "Mamm. Do me a favor please?"... "O.k." The woman replied.... "Can you spell the straw in strawberry?".... "Sure. S T R A W." "Good mamm."... The owner said gently.... "Can you spell the Van in Vanilla?"... "Yes. V A N." The lady said confidently. "Now can you spell the Fck in chocolate?" ...The owner said smartly.... The lady looked up at the ceiling in thought then replied,... "There is no Fck in chocolate." "Well Mamm." The owner said. "That's what I have been trying to tell you." "There is NO FCKIN' CHOCOLATE." __________________ Kellijo* 98 D1 'If we worry too much about ourselves, we won't have time for others.'

12-04-2006, 11:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
sideview Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,724 Gallery: 0	Gotta remember that one - it could be handy in other situations! __________________ Xtrememarine = DANIEL CARRADINI = Sex Offender: http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/off...personId=36635

12-04-2006, 12:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
roverX Elephantitis penisitis Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,439 Gallery: 0	Hmmmm..... wasn't that line or something similar in a Jack Nicholson movie? __________________ What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time?

12-04-2006, 12:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
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12-04-2006, 12:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
RageRover Crazy about Rovers and more... Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Westland, MI Posts: 2,889 Gallery: 0	ROFLMAO!!! That is great one Kelli!!! __________________ Pat Albaugh, Midwest Moderator "Diffage" -the point at which the truck's differential makes contact with the ground. http://www.cardomain.com/id/RageRover42Visit my RRC and others here!(updated as of September 15, 2006) 1995 RRC LWB -LT265/75R16 Pathfinder All Terrains -RTE 2" Lift Springs -Pro Comp ES9000 Shocks (from DAP Enterprises) -KMC Front Diff Guard -4 Desert Fox 55 watt Lighting -Radio Shack CB Radio (never know when signal fails on a cell phone) -2 Halogen Super Sport 100 watt forward lights -Custom slim style front bumper w/ integrated bull bar -Lowe's Special "Homemade" Snorkel -T-Case out of an 92' RRC

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12-04-2006, 12:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
RageRover Crazy about Rovers and more... Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Westland, MI Posts: 2,889 Gallery: 0	Oh, it's ok...one of my female friends had to sit in the back of my truck when the seats were removed, and when we took a slow drive to Walmart, we hit a bump and of course with no back seat to cusion her ass....yeah...she already said it for me...."Pat, I hate it when there is no f*ckin' backseat!" Soon, I may wanna put that backseat, back into my truck. __________________ Pat Albaugh, Midwest Moderator "Diffage" -the point at which the truck's differential makes contact with the ground. http://www.cardomain.com/id/RageRover42Visit my RRC and others here!(updated as of September 15, 2006) 1995 RRC LWB -LT265/75R16 Pathfinder All Terrains -RTE 2" Lift Springs -Pro Comp ES9000 Shocks (from DAP Enterprises) -KMC Front Diff Guard -4 Desert Fox 55 watt Lighting -Radio Shack CB Radio (never know when signal fails on a cell phone) -2 Halogen Super Sport 100 watt forward lights -Custom slim style front bumper w/ integrated bull bar -Lowe's Special "Homemade" Snorkel -T-Case out of an 92' RRC

12-05-2006, 03:16 PM	#14 (permalink)
smileyq Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 653 Gallery: 0	Now that will come in handy... __________________ "Good saddles ain't cheap, and cheap saddles ain't good."

12-05-2006, 04:29 PM	#15 (permalink)
JungleRR It's all about my Blue Balls! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hanford, California Posts: 2,102 Gallery: 0	you could totally use that for a lot of different situations! __________________ Silly Boys!... Range Rovers are for girls! Cars: 1988 Range Rover Classic (aka Blue Balls) 2000 Discovery II SE7 (my fiance's... soon to be mine)

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