The Farmer - Land Rovers Only

Funrover · 11-11-2005, 11:05 PM

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....

roverX · 11-11-2005, 11:11 PM

DallasRover · 11-11-2005, 11:33 PM

OK.......now we mooooooooooooove to cow humor......

Gay guy walks into a pub, swishes up to the bar and sits down.
Bar tender walks up and tells him to "move along we don't serve your kind here."
The guy begs and pleads for a light beer, and he is dying of thirst..........
So, the bartender says "ok, but you have to go sit in the booth over there in the corner, and don't talk to anyone!"

A little while later two cowboys walk in after a long day at the ranch, they walk up to the bar and say "Jimmie, give us some cold beers, we are so thirsty we could lick the sweat off a bulls balls!"

From the corner they hear..............."Moo Moo Buckaroo"

Funrover · 11-11-2005, 11:48 PM

LOL that was great!!!!!!! Sounds like Texas no doubt...(kiddimg)

DallasRover · 11-11-2005, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funrover

Sounds like Texas no doubt...(kiddimg)

Hey............

Moeras · 11-13-2005, 10:42 PM

So thjere was this BIG burly construction worker drilling holes in the tarmack with one of those big Air Pressure drills that makes everyting rattle.

A Gay walks up to him lightly touches him on the shoulder an in a soft voice say "Hello big boy".
The construction guy tells hom to bugger off!
The gay repeates his touching "Hello big boy".
The construction guy tells him " If you Bugger off right now I am going to push this drill up your @$$!!"

The gay goes "Hello-Hello-Hello...."

Funrover · 11-13-2005, 10:56 PM

That's wrong....LOL

1st rover · 11-13-2005, 11:18 PM

ja ja ja

11-11-2005, 11:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
roverX Elephantitis penisitis Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,439 Gallery: 0	__________________ What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time?

11-11-2005, 11:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
DallasRover Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 732 Gallery: 0	OK.......now we mooooooooooooove to cow humor...... Gay guy walks into a pub, swishes up to the bar and sits down. Bar tender walks up and tells him to "move along we don't serve your kind here." The guy begs and pleads for a light beer, and he is dying of thirst.......... So, the bartender says "ok, but you have to go sit in the booth over there in the corner, and don't talk to anyone!" A little while later two cowboys walk in after a long day at the ranch, they walk up to the bar and say "Jimmie, give us some cold beers, we are so thirsty we could lick the sweat off a bulls balls!" From the corner they hear..............."Moo Moo Buckaroo" __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin 1989 RR Classic 1969 Series IIA 3 Kids in College...........

11-13-2005, 10:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
Moeras Profesional Hunter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the banks of the Great Grey-Green Greasy Limpopo River (Rudyard Kipling 1902) Posts: 442 Gallery: 0	So thjere was this BIG burly construction worker drilling holes in the tarmack with one of those big Air Pressure drills that makes everyting rattle. A Gay walks up to him lightly touches him on the shoulder an in a soft voice say "Hello big boy". The construction guy tells hom to bugger off! The gay repeates his touching "Hello big boy". The construction guy tells him " If you Bugger off right now I am going to push this drill up your @$$!!" The gay goes "Hello-Hello-Hello...." __________________ Moeras ’74 SIII 88” 345 000 Miles & still going strong! Reality - an illusion caused by the lack of alcohol in the blood.

11-13-2005, 11:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
1st rover rovering?? Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: San Jose, Ca. Posts: 689 Gallery: 0	ja ja ja __________________ -Nikunj 1993 Range Rover Classic LWB 1995 VW JETTA

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