Fat bottom girls can save your life! - Land Rovers Only

Elemental · 01-02-2008, 08:52 AM

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A FAMILY home was saved from burning down after roly-poly mum Jenny Marsey’s size 20 KNICKERS were used as a fire blanket.

Son John, 18, was frying bread when the pan caught fire, sending flames up to the ceiling.

Resourceful cousin Darren Lines, 23, grabbed Jenny’s £4.99 Marks & Spencer pants from a pile of washing, soaked them in water and flung them over the flames.

Fifteen-stone Jenny, 53, of Hartlepool, Cleveland, said: “I’m lucky my knickers are like a parachute! If they were skimpy they’d have been no use.”

Elemental · 01-02-2008, 01:52 PM

How did 21 people see this and not have anything smart to say?

2Fuels · 01-02-2008, 02:30 PM

Frying bread? Um, ok.

Big wet panties? Can you imagine the smell as they hit the flames?

Lucky to be husky? Try saving a life with a thong sometime, now thats impressive.

Strazzman · 01-03-2008, 01:13 AM

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KevinNY · 01-03-2008, 07:26 AM

10 bucks for those undies? Jeez.

ArmyRover · 01-03-2008, 07:49 AM

I hope those are burn marks and not skid marks on those

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2Fuels Disco "word" Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Iowa Posts: 190 Gallery: 0	Frying bread? Um, ok. Big wet panties? Can you imagine the smell as they hit the flames? Lucky to be husky? Try saving a life with a thong sometime, now thats impressive. __________________ As below, so above and beyond I imagine... www.fatcatfive.blogspot.com Last edited by 2Fuels : 01-03-2008 at 07:44 AM.

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ArmyRover Rebuilding Rover Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: NH Posts: 2,295 Gallery: 0	I hope those are burn marks and not skid marks on those __________________ "Only two defining forces ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G.I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom." http://www.wheelinrovers.com/ 91 Range Rover Classic 90 RRC Parts truck 94 Saab gas mileage beater

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