First Christmas Joke - Land Rovers Only

75series3 · 11-30-2006, 02:29 PM

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season,"

Saint Peter said, "you must each Possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on.
It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Holiday Season Begins....

FlyWheel · 11-30-2006, 07:39 PM

kellijo · 12-01-2006, 07:11 AM

LOL!

WCURoverD90 · 12-01-2006, 10:14 AM

11-30-2006, 02:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
75series3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,441 Gallery: 0	First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each Possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Holiday Season Begins.... __________________ tim adopting a child shaping a life

11-30-2006, 07:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
FlyWheel Proud to be an Infidel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Fort Lauderdale Posts: 1,136 Gallery: 0	__________________ 2001 Disco SE7 .......eventually they will run out of suicide bombers.....

12-01-2006, 07:11 AM	#3 (permalink)
kellijo Mostly Harmless Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,455 Gallery: 0	LOL! __________________ Kellijo 98 D1 'If we worry too much about ourselves, we won't have time for others.'

12-01-2006, 10:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
WCURoverD90 RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lake Wylie, SC Posts: 6,764 Gallery: 10	__________________ "All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend" Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck

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