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Old 07-16-2007, 09:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven`t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What`s the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: "Fishing or Sex?" and she said: "Wear sun-block."
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I thought the same thing at first
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven`t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What`s the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: "Fishing or Sex?" and she said: "Wear sun-block."


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