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Old 08-01-2006, 12:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Flowers For The Lady?
A guy comes home to his wife one evening with a big bunch of flowers and she says........... "I suppose this means I have to get on my back with my legs open for the next three days".

The husband says "Why? Don't you have any vases?"






...i know, gross.....LOL...but funny.....
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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A guy comes home to his wife one evening with a big bunch of flowers and she says........... "I suppose this means I have to get on my back with my legs open for the next three days".

The husband says "Why? Don't you have any vases?"






...i know, gross.....LOL...but funny.....

Here is a rose for Kelli

@------)-------


LMAO!!!! The flowers always worked with you..LMAO!!
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...i know, gross.....LOL...but funny.....

Yes gross, but funny.....
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LMAO!!!! The flowers always worked with you..LMAO!!


Well, don't bend over this time....and PLEASE let me stick them in a vase!
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Well, don't bend over this time....and PLEASE let me stick them in a vase!
Only if you ask nice and pull my hair...ROFLMAO!!!!!....
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and pull my hair...ROFLMAO!!!!!....
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Only if you ask nice and pull my hair...ROFLMAO!!!!!....
Well, you really ought to consider waxing that ass of yours!
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Well, you really ought to consider waxing that ass of yours!

You use to like it......... What happened? I didn't judge the amount of hair on your legs and back......I thought we had something..LMAO!!
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You use to like it......... What happened? I didn't judge the amount of hair on your legs and back......I thought we had something..LMAO!!
LMAO......
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You use to like it......... What happened? I didn't judge the amount of hair on your legs and back......I thought we had something..LMAO!!
Well, it's the summer time now! LOL! Besides, the way you braid your ass hairs is not too becoming!


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Well, it's the summer time now! LOL! Besides, the way you braid your ass hairs is not too becoming!


Thats sick.....
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Thats sick.....
Yeah, I know...
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Yeah, I know...
How could you come up with some thing like that.....
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Well, it's the summer time now! LOL! Besides, the way you braid your ass hairs is not too becoming!



That was your idea anyway!!!!!! You wanted 2 handles to grab..... On front and one rear..LMAO!!
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