Forgive your enemies - Land Rovers Only

75series3 · 12-04-2006, 12:28 PM

Sunday's sermon was---Forgive Your Enemies. Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time,
except one small elderly lady.
Mrs. Jones?" "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly!
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.
"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all
how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
Congregation, and said:
"I outlived the bitches."

kellijo · 12-04-2006, 12:37 PM

Gotta love the spunky old ladies....

sideview · 12-04-2006, 12:54 PM

JungleRR · 12-05-2006, 04:36 PM

yea, you got that one Kelli... some old ladies are just awesome!

WCURoverD90 · 12-06-2006, 07:47 AM

Thats awesome......

12-04-2006, 12:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
75series3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,441 Gallery: 0	Forgive your enemies Sunday's sermon was---Forgive Your Enemies. Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. Mrs. Jones?" "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly! "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-eight." she replied. "Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?" The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the Congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches." __________________ tim adopting a child shaping a life

12-04-2006, 12:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
kellijo Mostly Harmless Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,455 Gallery: 0	Gotta love the spunky old ladies.... __________________ Kellijo 98 D1 'If we worry too much about ourselves, we won't have time for others.'

12-04-2006, 12:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
sideview Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,724 Gallery: 0	__________________ Xtrememarine = DANIEL CARRADINI = Sex Offender: http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/off...personId=36635

12-05-2006, 04:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
JungleRR It's all about my Blue Balls! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hanford, California Posts: 2,102 Gallery: 0	yea, you got that one Kelli... some old ladies are just awesome! __________________ Silly Boys!... Range Rovers are for girls! Cars: 1988 Range Rover Classic (aka Blue Balls) 2000 Discovery II SE7 (my fiance's... soon to be mine)

12-06-2006, 07:47 AM	#5 (permalink)
WCURoverD90 RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lake Wylie, SC Posts: 6,764 Gallery: 10	Thats awesome...... __________________ "All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend" Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck

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