Funny!

[Dragunov]

I got this in an e-mail:

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to
grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had
spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad
kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager
had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done
anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
were my son."

[XtremeMarine]

Not the first time I've seen this one posted; but it still makes me laugh out loud. lmao.