GHETTO words - Land Rovers Only

JAKD-UP · 10-31-2009, 05:50 PM

GHETTO SPELLIN' WORDS:

Leroy is a 20 year-old 10th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum bofe.
4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis
6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."
7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" she say "fortify."
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word..
Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette that shit Go!

Ultraviolet · 11-01-2009, 03:39 PM

how did i miss this yesterday? awesome! sad though true, but funny as shit

Rugbier · 11-01-2009, 08:27 PM

I got this on an email, the only difference was on the name Le Roy.

Sad that this can be real

spiderfreak80 · 11-01-2009, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAKD-UP

GHETTO SPELLIN' WORDS:

Leroy is a 20 year-old 10th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum bofe.
4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis
6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."
7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" she say "fortify."
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word..
Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette that shit Go!

Dude....I think you need to post something similar for rednecks and yuppies
pretty quick or the "racism" word is going to pop up....

mbrummal · 11-01-2009, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by spiderfreak80

Dude....I think you need to post something similar for rednecks and yuppies
pretty quick or the "racism" word is going to pop up....

But this is just a stereotype.

JAKD-UP · 11-02-2009, 03:10 AM

Hey bro my black friend from the Bronx emailed me this so I don't really give a shit if someone says it's racist

DiscoDream2 · 11-02-2009, 07:25 AM

Here is some fun

Urban Dictionary: ghetto

Ok, if you mow your yard and you find a car, you might be a redneck!

If your rims cost more than your rent ,, you might be ghetto.
If your kids shoes cost more than what you make in a week, you might be ghetto.
If you went to college but still say Birf'day you might be ghetto.
If your hair came from a barn yard animal, you might be ghetto.
If you just spent $95 at the local carnival but have no food in the fridge, you might be ghetto.
If your bass boat cost more than your truck, you might be ghetto.

OK stop me know.....

Many races can live in a ghetto...Hell, you can be rich and still be ghetto...look at hollywood...