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10-13-2006, 03:04 AM
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Golf Joke
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments asked, "How does that feel?" He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts!" |
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10-13-2006, 06:58 AM
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Don't Take Life to Serious, You'll Never Get Out Alive "Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from" Quote:
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10-13-2006, 09:21 AM
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Hey Kelli..... My thumb hurts..LMAO!!!!
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10-13-2006, 09:42 AM
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No... my hand crap went away...............My thumb still hurt from what you did with it...LMAO!!!!
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10-13-2006, 09:52 AM
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Yeah, I'm really sorry I shoved it up your  ...don't pretend you didn't like it...
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*Kellijo* 98 D1  'If we worry too much about ourselves, we won't have time for others.' |
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10-13-2006, 09:54 AM
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LMAO!!!!!! What can I say........ You got me drunk and had me take advantage of myself..LMAO!!!
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10-13-2006, 09:58 AM
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LOL! Oh please, I only pretended there was vodka in that coke.....you were on your own buddy... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-13-2006, 10:03 AM
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It's all good........ I still managed to explore the KELLI wilderness... It was worth the pain........ I must say though........ For some reason I think I am one of many explores to have been there..LMAO!!!! The back cave was still a tight squeeze..... Go to see after going through the front...... and why do you have a sign that say "TOUIST TRAP" above the entrance? LMAO!!!  
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10-16-2006, 08:05 AM
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RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton
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