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07-16-2007, 07:54 AM
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The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY
Good : Your wife is pregnant. Bad : It's triplets. Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago. Good : Your wife's not talking to you Bad : She wants a divorce. Ugly : She's a lawyer. Good : Your son is finally maturing. Bad : He's involved with the women next door. Ugly : So are you. Good : Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly : You're in them. Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad : You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them. Good : Your husband understands fashion. Bad : He's a cross-dresser. Ugly : He looks better than you. Good : You just gave "the birds and the bees" talk to your daughter. Bad : She keeps interrupting. Ugly : With corrections . Good : Your son is dating someone new. Bad : It's another man. Ugly : He's your best friend. Good : Your daughter got a new job. Bad : As a hooker. Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients. Way ugly : She makes more money than you do. |
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07-16-2007, 10:58 AM
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 Nice one Mel!
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07-16-2007, 11:39 AM
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07-16-2007, 01:32 PM
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Nice one Mel...... 
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07-16-2007, 05:49 PM
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RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton
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07-16-2007, 06:06 PM
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Good: You decided to cook for your girlfriend.
Bad: You can't find the garlic. Worse: Because of the smoke and flames.
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Xtrememarine = DANIEL CARRADINI = Sex Offender: http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/off...personId=36635
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