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75series3 · 03-15-2006, 11:28 AM

Subject: Good Manners
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>
> During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the
> students, one by one: Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner
> with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to
> the rest room," she asked.
>
> "Just a minute, I have to go pee," he said.
>
> The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite.
>
> "What About you John, how would you say it?"
>
> "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be Right
> back."
>
> The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very
> mannerly to say the word 'bathroom' at the table."
>
> "And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and
> show us your good manners?"
>
> I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to

> shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to

> meet after dinner."
>
> The teacher fainted!!

>

roverX · 03-15-2006, 11:35 AM

I'll have to remember that one...

apbtpetey · 03-15-2006, 12:21 PM

DiscoPilot · 03-15-2006, 12:31 PM

HAHAH TRULY

Funrover · 03-15-2006, 03:29 PM

LMAO!!!!!!

Series 3 guy · 03-15-2006, 04:25 PM

Uh Oh. What does it mean when your boss say's that to ya?

GriffSC · 03-15-2006, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Series 3 guy

Uh Oh. What does it mean when your boss say's that to ya?

i suppose your boss is a man and that you have met his "friend" more than once.

roverX · 03-15-2006, 05:33 PM

John, I keep staring at your avatar waiting for it to move or wiggle or do something...

apbtpetey · 03-15-2006, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roverX

John, I keep staring at your avatar waiting for it to move or wiggle or do something...

I find myself loggin on here just to stare at it for some strange reason

FlyWheel · 03-15-2006, 10:53 PM

FlyWheel · 03-15-2006, 10:55 PM

Badger1 · 03-16-2006, 05:15 AM

RageRover · 03-16-2006, 10:53 PM

That was f-ing sweet!! ROFLMAO,

BTW roverX, love your avatar, same with yours, apbtpetey!! Very hot women they are.

Bene · 03-16-2006, 11:12 PM

i told that one at work today, it got a good response

03-15-2006, 11:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
75series3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,441 Gallery: 0	good manners Subject: Good Manners > > > During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the > students, one by one: Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner > with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to > the rest room," she asked. > > "Just a minute, I have to go pee," he said. > > The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite. > > "What About you John, how would you say it?" > > "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be Right > back." > > The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very > mannerly to say the word 'bathroom' at the table." > > "And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and > show us your good manners?" > > I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to > shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to > meet after dinner." > > The teacher fainted!! > __________________ tim adopting a child shaping a life

03-15-2006, 11:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
roverX Elephantitis penisitis Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,439 Gallery: 0	I'll have to remember that one... __________________ What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time?

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03-15-2006, 05:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
roverX Elephantitis penisitis Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,439 Gallery: 0	John, I keep staring at your avatar waiting for it to move or wiggle or do something... __________________ What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time?

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03-15-2006, 10:55 PM	#11 (permalink)
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03-16-2006, 10:53 PM	#13 (permalink)
RageRover Crazy about Rovers and more... Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Westland, MI Posts: 2,889 Gallery: 0	That was f-ing sweet!! ROFLMAO, BTW roverX, love your avatar, same with yours, apbtpetey!! Very hot women they are. __________________ Pat Albaugh, Midwest Moderator "Diffage" -the point at which the truck's differential makes contact with the ground. http://www.cardomain.com/id/RageRover42Visit my RRC and others here!(updated as of September 15, 2006) 1995 RRC LWB -LT265/75R16 Pathfinder All Terrains -RTE 2" Lift Springs -Pro Comp ES9000 Shocks (from DAP Enterprises) -KMC Front Diff Guard -4 Desert Fox 55 watt Lighting -Radio Shack CB Radio (never know when signal fails on a cell phone) -2 Halogen Super Sport 100 watt forward lights -Custom slim style front bumper w/ integrated bull bar -Lowe's Special "Homemade" Snorkel -T-Case out of an 92' RRC

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Bene Magicly Delicious Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 1,030 Gallery: 0	i told that one at work today, it got a good response __________________ Kevin Owning a Land Rover is like dating a super model. Sure she has expenive tastes, complains a lot, and requires constant attention... but damn... 1994 Discovery

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