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> > It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: > > 1. a friend > > 2. a companion > > 3. a lover > > 4. a brother > > 5. a father > > 6. a master > > 7. a chef > > 8. an electrician > > 9. a carpenter > > 10. a plumber > > 11. a mechanic > > 12. a decorator > > 13. a stylist > > 14. a sexologist > > 15. a gynecologist > > 16. a psychologist > > 17. a pest exterminator > > 18. a psychiatrist > > 19. a healer > > 20. a good listener > > 21. an organizer > > 22. a good father > > 23. very clean > > 24. sympathetic > > 25. athletic > > 26. warm > > 27. attentive > > 28. gallant > > 29. intelligent > > 30. funny > > 31. creative > > 32. tender > > 33. strong > > 34. understanding > > 35. tolerant > > 36. prudent > > 37. ambitious > > 38. capable > > 39. courageous > > 40. determined > > 41. true > > 42. dependable > > 43. passionate > > 44. compassionate > > * > > WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: > > 45. give her compliments regularly > > 46. love shopping > > 47. be honest > > 48. be very rich > > 49. not stress her out > > 50. not look at other girls > > * > > AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: > > 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself > > 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself > > 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes > > * > > IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: > > 54. Never to forget: birthdays anniversaries arrangements she makes > > * > > * > > HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY > > 1. Show up naked > > 2. Bring food and beer > >
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