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Old 01-25-2007, 09:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default How to Make a Woman Happy

> > *
> > It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
> > 1. a friend
> > 2. a companion
> > 3. a lover
> > 4. a brother
> > 5. a father
> > 6. a master
> > 7. a chef
> > 8. an electrician
> > 9. a carpenter
> > 10. a plumber
> > 11. a mechanic
> > 12. a decorator
> > 13. a stylist
> > 14. a sexologist
> > 15. a gynecologist
> > 16. a psychologist
> > 17. a pest exterminator
> > 18. a psychiatrist
> > 19. a healer
> > 20. a good listener
> > 21. an organizer
> > 22. a good father
> > 23. very clean
> > 24. sympathetic
> > 25. athletic
> > 26. warm
> > 27. attentive
> > 28. gallant
> > 29. intelligent
> > 30. funny
> > 31. creative
> > 32. tender
> > 33. strong
> > 34. understanding
> > 35. tolerant
> > 36. prudent
> > 37. ambitious
> > 38. capable
> > 39. courageous
> > 40. determined
> > 41. true
> > 42. dependable
> > 43. passionate
> > 44. compassionate
> > *
> > WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> > 45. give her compliments regularly
> > 46. love shopping
> > 47. be honest
> > 48. be very rich
> > 49. not stress her out
> > 50. not look at other girls
> > *
> > AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
> > 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
> > 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
> > 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
> > *
> > IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> > 54. Never to forget: birthdays anniversaries arrangements she makes
> > *
> > *
> > HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
> > 1. Show up naked
> > 2. Bring food and beer
> >
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That's not true! Men don't have to be gallant... haha!
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That's not true! Men don't have to be gallant... haha!
Oh yes we do !

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That's not true! Men don't have to be gallant... haha!
Ok.....We won't pull you out of the mud next time!! Oh...right...JELLO!
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To be quite honest you don't even have to do #2.
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Thankfully, I am with someone that is not that needy to be made happy.
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