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Old 05-09-2008, 09:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default How a man solves a problem.

FOXNews.com - Man Saves Own Life, Uses Steak Knife for At-Home Tracheotomy - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

No Candlelight vigils.
No Sex in the city
No Cosmos.
No Watching Oprah.
No Support groups.
No Magnetic Ribbons.
No Woah is me bullshit.

Just a problem assesed and fixed.

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Old 05-09-2008, 11:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I think I would have died! I would have called 911, and waited to die! I guess I just have a problem with putting a steak knife to my throat!
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Thats what i like to see!!!


Here's i Solve my problems....
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Thats what i like to see!!!


Here's i Solve my problems....
You forgot to take the lid of the end
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Old 05-11-2008, 09:56 AM   #5 (permalink)
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don't forget to take "the lens cap" off buddy.


Yea.. people thing doctors are magical. Sure.. they might do a better job than you.. and you COULD kill yourself pretty easily based on ignorance.. but.. frikkin try.

Many people have been saved by people that "faked" CPR based on bystanders understanding of the mechanics of it and watching it on TV.

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Bump for Kelli to see this and melt down.
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:33 AM   #7 (permalink)
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No Watching Oprah.
Good grief! He must watch old episodes of M*A*S*H in order to pull that off!


I'd LIKE to think, that if in the same situation, that my survival instincts would kick in and attempt to do the same thing. However, I'd end up doing something ridiculous, like trying to perform the Heimlich on myself over a chair.



Thanks for the 'bump'....I gotta see a new pic of wolf....
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, like trying to perform the Heimlich on myself over a chair.
Tell you what, If I'm aronud, I'll perform the Heiney-Lick On you over a chair.
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Tell you what, If I'm aronud, I'll perform the Heiney-Lick On you over a chair.
Do you have writers for this stuff? HA HA!
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Nope! Its all me baby! And, I thought of that in less then a minute!

My mother is so proud.
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