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Old 06-26-2007, 06:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I rear ended a car a few days ago....... I tell you, It was a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said ,"I am NOT happy!"

So I said, "Well, which one are you then?"


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Hahahahahahahahaha....
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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So wrong.....but so friggin funny!
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Old 06-26-2007, 07:44 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Straight to the special section with you!!
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Old 06-26-2007, 10:18 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That is hilarious....
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Old 06-26-2007, 11:02 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris would have kicked him through the goalpost of life with a perfectly executed roundhouse....

That would make HIM happy.
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Old 06-26-2007, 12:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm sorry , but the second leguage thing . I don't get it .
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Would someone please explain the SEVEN fucked up dwarves bit to Art? Or was it five?
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Would someone please explain the SEVEN fucked up dwarves bit to Art? Or was it five?
Oh, I so hate it when i quote myself.

Not to worry Art.
The details are a bit sketchy in my mind.......but i believe its an uninteresting fable about about a little girl just out of puberty, who found herself surrounded by 7 homosexual dwarves. I believed she was stalked by one of the first female mafia don.... or possibly a dominatrix. At least thats the way I understood it.
As you might well imagine that akward combination caused for one hell of a party.
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Oh, I so hate it when i quote myself.

Not to worry Art.
The details are a bit sketchy in my mind.......but i believe its an uninteresting fable about about a little girl just out of puberty, who found herself surrounded by 7 homosexual dwarves. I believed she was stalked by one of the first female mafia don.... or possibly a dominatrix. At least thats the way I understood it.
As you might well imagine that akward combination caused for one hell of a party.
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Oh, I so hate it when i quote myself.

Not to worry Art.
The details are a bit sketchy in my mind.......but i believe its an uninteresting fable about about a little girl just out of puberty, who found herself surrounded by 7 homosexual dwarves. I believed she was stalked by one of the first female mafia don.... or possibly a dominatrix. At least thats the way I understood it.
As you might well imagine that akward combination caused for one hell of a party.
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Ha Ha! Tim, you are a sick...sick man... Almost at the same level as our dear FlyWheel...
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Ha Ha! Tim, you are a sick...sick man... Almost at the same level as our dear FlyWheel...


I typed it slow for you .........so glad you got it
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Oh I see . then yeah it is RofLMAO.

I must have missed that story somewhere along the 15 years i lived in USA .
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