|
|
|
|
|||||||
| Register | Home | Forum | Active Topics | Gallery | Search | Today's Posts | Mark Forums Read |
 |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
12-05-2006, 10:46 AM
|
#1 (permalink) |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 2,440
Gallery:
0
|
Inner peace
I am passing this on to all of you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel!    
__________________
tim adopting a child shaping a life 
|
|
|
| Sponsored Links | |
Advertisement |
|
|
12-05-2006, 11:26 AM
|
#2 (permalink) | |
|
Get in, hold on!
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 627
Gallery:
0
|
 
__________________
Quote:
-TsiArt  1989 Mercedes 190D 1985 Toyota 4Runner 1985 Subaru GL wagon |
|
|
|
|
12-05-2006, 01:30 PM
|
#3 (permalink) |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Virginia
Posts: 1,715
Gallery:
0
|
Good one! First paragraph I was like yeah right that'd take the rest of my life.... Second paragraph on the other hand I can handle!
__________________
 Xtrememarine = DANIEL CARRADINI = Sex Offender: http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/off...personId=36635
|
|
|
|
|
12-05-2006, 05:45 PM
|
#4 (permalink) | |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: London, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 2,364
Gallery:
0
|
Quote:
__________________
Andrew Barr. 1972 Series III 109. "the Tin Turtle" "However, that was his ploy and I caved....totally caved...   LOL!" Jellijo
|
|
|
|
|
|
12-06-2006, 10:18 AM
|
#6 (permalink) |
|
Elephantitis penisitis
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 5,439
Gallery:
0
|
I have some leftover "Magic Shell".... any takers?
__________________
What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time? |
|
|
|
|
12-06-2006, 10:48 AM
|
#7 (permalink) | |
|
Mostly Harmless
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 11,447
Gallery:
0
|
Quote:
__________________
*Kellijo* 98 D1  'If we worry too much about ourselves, we won't have time for others.' |
|
|
|
|
|
12-06-2006, 10:49 AM
|
#8 (permalink) | |
|
RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton
|
Quote:
__________________
"All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend"  Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck |
|
|
|
|
| Sponsored Links | |
Advertisement |
|
|
|
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
