Its hell to get old

[WCURoverD90]

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count
as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and
said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the
doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty
as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the
man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my
right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still
nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her
right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still
nothing. We even called up Mable, the lady next door and she tried
too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried
squeen' it between her knees, but still nothing. The doctor was
shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep.
None of us could get the damned jar open."

[75series3]

[kellijo]

hahahaahah!!!!

[Funrover]