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Old 08-23-2006, 10:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Love Dress
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>"What are you doing?" she asked. I'm waiting for Gary to come home from
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>"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
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>"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
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>Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
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Old 08-23-2006, 11:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-23-2006, 11:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Oooooooooooooooooh! OUCH!






Now...'any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside of it'.... A 'love dress' isn't always the remedy for seduction.
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