Love Poems...................... - Land Rovers Only

75series3 · 02-15-2008, 12:57 PM

A WOMAN'S LOVE POEM:
>
> Before I lay me down to sleep,
> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> One who's handsome, smart and strong.
> One who loves to listen long,
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I pray he's gainfully employed,
> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> And always be my very best friend.
>
>
> A MAN'S LOVE POEM:
>
> I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
> huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
> and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
> doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

>

Crysyn · 02-15-2008, 01:02 PM

Once again, I appear to be Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F-cking Ass Off.

75series3 · 02-15-2008, 01:12 PM

that is an old one but a classic

JungleRR · 02-15-2008, 01:23 PM

LOL! Got to love a classic!!

msggunny · 02-15-2008, 03:27 PM

See, there is no god.

Shit.

XtremeMarine · 02-15-2008, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Crysyn

Once again, I appear to be Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F-cking Ass Off.

X2! Couldn't have written it any better myself.

Funrover · 02-15-2008, 09:50 PM

LMAO Can she mountain Bike also? HAHAHA

Series 3 guy · 02-17-2008, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Funrover

LMAO Can she mountain Bike also? HAHAHA

Probobly not FUn Rover however I can vision you towing her behind you on your bike in some sort of sled or if no sled perhaps some sort of plywood sheet with a rope attatched. Just food for thought.

Funrover · 02-17-2008, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Series 3 guy

Probobly not FUn Rover however I can vision you towing her behind you on your bike in some sort of sled or if no sled perhaps some sort of plywood sheet with a rope attatched. Just food for thought.

Sadly I have done just that kind of thing before HAHAHAHA

Series 3 guy · 02-17-2008, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Funrover

Sadly I have done just that kind of thing before HAHAHAHA

I'm curious.....how do you strap the deaf mute onto the plywood sheet? Do you tie down one or both boobs? I only ask because kelli is willing to have some surgery done to bring out the "Muteness" and is currently seeking out property around golf courses for us to "sled" in and or around. Please PM me with your diagram of how this is done as I don't want kelli to get too injured in our pursuits of pleasure.
I miss Griff and X as they has some outstanding bluprints for this type of thing......

kellijo · 02-18-2008, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Series 3 guy

I'm curious.....how do you strap the deaf mute onto the plywood sheet? Do you tie down one or both boobs?

Please PM me with your diagram of how this is done as I don't want kelli to get too injured in our pursuits of pleasure.

I'd say both boobs. However, I say we dress up as 'cavemen/women' and you just pull me around by my hair while holding your club.

02-15-2008, 12:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
75series3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,346 Gallery: 0	Love Poems...................... A WOMAN'S LOVE POEM: > > Before I lay me down to sleep, > I pray for a man, who's not a creep, > One who's handsome, smart and strong. > One who loves to listen long, > One who thinks before he speaks, > One who'll call, not wait for weeks. > I pray he's gainfully employed, > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. > Pulls out my chair and opens my door. > Massages my back and begs to do more. > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, > Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' > I pray that this man will love me to no end, > And always be my very best friend. > > > A MAN'S LOVE POEM: > > I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with > huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, > and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This > doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. > __________________ tim adopting a child shaping a life

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75series3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,346 Gallery: 0	that is an old one but a classic __________________ tim adopting a child shaping a life

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