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05-27-2008, 05:03 AM
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Married 25 Years
Married 25 Years
When a man was married 25 years, he took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap rented house and a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 19-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. "Now we have an $800,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice bed, and a plasma screen TV, but now I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." His wife, being a very reasonable woman, told him to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap rented house, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 19-inch black-and-white TV, if he was lucky. |
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05-27-2008, 06:35 AM
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This thread is worthless without pics of the women.
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06-04-2008, 08:42 AM
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Wow. That's ROTF funny, but hurts at the same time. lol!
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06-04-2008, 08:50 AM
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It's like that craigslist ad where the guy calls the gold digger out for being a depreciating asset;
‘In Economic Terms, You Are a Depreciating Asset’ -- Daily Intel -- New York News Blog -- New York Magazine
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06-04-2008, 09:21 AM
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He fucked up by giving her an option.
Should have just flushed her and then found the 25 yr old.
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06-09-2008, 06:46 AM
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Ouch! Damn, man.
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