May 18th, Daily News

[OkieRover]

Shipwreck yields estimated $500M haul

TAMPA, Fla. - Deep-sea explorers said Friday they have mined what could be the richest shipwreck treasure in history, bringing home 17 tons of colonial-era silver and gold coins from an undisclosed site in the Atlantic Ocean. Estimated value: $500 million.
Holy CRAP!

Oklahoma Ranked 7th For Men Killing Women

OKLAHOMA CITY -- A new report based on 2004 statistics ranks Oklahoma seventh in the nation, tied with Georgia, in the rate of women killed by men.
Yeah and we are ranked 3rd in the nation of women minding their men...yeah.

IF you love more taxes, you'll love this

In a stunning move, House Democrats today revealed they will attempt to rewrite House rules that have gone unchanged since 1822 in order to make it possible to increase taxes and government spending without having to vote and be held accountable.
I don't see it passing, but if I see the bill and the authors I will print a follow-up.
I wish I was kidding.

Sailor rescued by neighbour - 6,500 km from home

British sailor who was adrift in the Caribbean for two days without food was shocked when his mayday was answered – by a neighbour.
Are those the worst fitting uniforms you've ever seen?

Jodie Marsh launches husband search

Glamour girl Jodie Marsh is looking for a man to marry.
The Celebrity Big Brother star is embarking on a nationwide search for a husband-to-be.
This shouldn't take too long.
Yeah, Google is our friend.



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Kabul, Afghanistan
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And now Sports

Da Bulls are Da-un

CHICAGO - Chauncey Billups mentioned how quiet the United Center was after the game. If there's one benefit to closing out a series on the road, that's it. "In a strange sort of way it always feels better to close it out on the road," Billups said. "That silence, like church."
It was a bad day in Chicago last night. The Chicago Fire lost too.
BRIDGEVIEW, Ill. - Kenny Cooper opened the scoring and Juan Toja got the winning goal as FC Dallas beat the
Chicago Fire 2-1 in the MLS on Thursday night.

TGIF





DDDN Dumbass of the Day

Thanks for reading and have a great day. God Bless America.

Mail back the trash. Mail back those credit card applications and preapprovals torn up and in the post paid envelope they sent to you.