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Old 06-18-2008, 07:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Man steals SUV from Good Samaritan
A 1995 Chevrolet sport utility vehicle was stolen from a driveway in the 7100 block of Blue Mound Road at 5:16 a.m. June 14.

According to police:

The owner, a 75-year-old Wauwatosa woman, noticed a man sleeping in a chair on her porch at about 5:10 a.m. She told police she felt sorry for the man, who she said seemed "in a daze" and was not wearing shoes. She asked him to step inside while she found a sweatshirt.

He remained near the door while she located a gray hooded sweatshirt, which he accepted before leaving. A few minutes later, she saw him driving her vehicle out of the driveway. She noticed that her keys, which she keeps on a table inside the front door, were gone.
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Old 06-18-2008, 09:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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You mean you don't think she would do that now?
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Oh No! I most certainly think she would do the exact same thing. Maybe this chick is her grandma?

Me, on the other hand, would grab the 45 I also keep near the door, point it at him from a safe distance and tell him to leave.
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I wouldn't bother with it that much I would just call 911 on my way back to bed.
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:45 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Are you calling me 'guillable'...?

You never know...this gentleman could have just taken her SUV for a bit, and will return it with a full tank of gas. Have faith in people sometime....
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Well, that's a lot cleaner than what I thought the story would be about....LOL..... I was foreseeing a GILF story hahahaha
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:40 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Well, that's a lot cleaner than what I thought the story would be about....LOL..... I was foreseeing a GILF story hahahaha
I thought perhaps some pictures of some gravity pulled boobs was going to be in this thread or something.


SIDE NOTE: Aaron...aren't you getting married SOON!?
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Your boobs will always be perfect to me Kelli.
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Your boobs will always be perfect to me Kelli.
.....UNTIL the infamous Elemental dead zone.....
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Boobs schmoobs

They arent good for much, unless you have them greased up with some baby oil and hold them together.

Then you get a girls best friend, a pearl necklace.
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a pearl necklace.
Are you the creator of the urban dictionary?
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Are you the creator of the urban dictionary?

Nope.

But i did stay at a holliday inn express last night.....
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Nope.

But i did stay at a holliday inn express last night.....
Are you this bold and savvy in person?




RANDOM:

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?




Because they have cotton balls.
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SIDE NOTE: Aaron...aren't you getting married SOON!?
July 5..... One week away and I can't wait!
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